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The worst ones leave you seriously thinking, “Renouncing all my worldly possessions and becoming a celibate monk who wears a hair shirt doesn’t sound so bad!” But for those of us who are too lazy for asceticism, making the most of a bad situation helps, and the value of a cringe-worthy story is a great payoff. That night you spent listening to some stranger talk about his reptile-hoarding proclivities makes you part of a great sisterhood. He 'accidentally already ate.'"- Rachel, 21"I once went out with a guy who had seven gin and tonics in the span of an hour and a half. 'This can't possibly be an attempt at saving my soul,' I said."- Sue, 24"I was on a Tinder date with a guy who had completely lied about himself, so I was already annoyed.When you’re online dating, you’ll probably go on a few bad dates along the way.
This is not to say that a terrible date doesn’t leave you crestfallen.
He told our partners that they had to lick off all the peanut butter in order to win.
Since I hated the guy so much for lying about himself and getting me into this situation, I was maybe (a lot) rougher with the cucumber than I should have been.
It goes something like: “He asked her if she enjoyed anal… Below, we’ve picked out the best of the worst of online dating: the cheaters, the chumps, and the chillingly bad dates.
Reading through these crazy and gross anecdotes ought to make you feel better about your own love life — because, hey, it could be worse. She told him, “Definitely not.” Finally, he dropped something on the floor, bent down, and tried to put Naughtynurse99’s toes in his mouth. All in all, he didn’t put his best foot forward on that date.